"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."
- Mae West (1892-1980)

"Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education."
- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

"I am not young enough to know everything."
- Oscar Wilde (1854-1900)

"I think it would be a good idea."
- Mahatma Gandhi (1869-1948), when asked what he thought of Western civilization

"There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)